• me: *texting in the car*
• mom: who are you texting?
• me: my friend
• mom: is it a boy?
• me: yes
• mom: WHO IS IT?
• mom: DO YOU LIKE THEM?
• mom: DO THEY LIKE YOU?
• mom: ARE YOU DATING?
• mom: DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME?
• mom: ARE YOU A VIRGIN?
• mom: WHAT ELSE ARE YOU KEEPING FROM ME?